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31 Disember 2009

SOALAN CABARAN TAHUN BARU DEN

Pagi tadi, den duduk di bawah pokok sambil mengesat peluh. Mato den meliar ke seberang jalan. Ada awek sodang sibuk membungkus nasi lomak yang mengasap nipis. Halkum den perlahan mula turun naik.

Pagi tadi den baru ja menyapu segala sampah daripada manusia-manusia bijak pandai di ibu kota ini. Dari sekecil-kecil pin, hingga sebesar-besar big mama. Dari semulia lembaran kitab suci sehingga pada kantung getah lonjong yang berisi cecair putih.

Den berdiri perlahan, melangkah perlahan, namun peluh masih mengucur deras dari dahi, jatuh ke pelupuk mata, singgah ke pipi dan terus menitik setitik ke lidah.Den menggeliat, bibir dikemam-kemam. Seketika den sudah tegak di hadapan awek si penjual nasi lomak.

“Hendak apa?” soal awek jual nasi lomak sambil tersonyum.

“Nasi lomak biaso,” jawab den. Halkum den sesekali masih turun naik.Uuumaakkkaaaiiii.. manis sungguh sonyum ko..kato ati den

Tangan awek jual nasi lomak tu cukup tangkas. Hanya beberapa detik nasi lomak sudah terbungkus. Den tersonyum kagum..lalu mengaduk kocek seluar. Dahi den berkerut apabila memandang apa yang ado kek dalam genggaman den. Den kembali bertatapan dengan dengan awek tu.

“Tambahkan kerang dan ayam goreng, ya,” kato den

Awek tu tersenyum lagi dengan selambo berkato, “Kamu tidak ada wang kecil, ya?”

Den wat bodoh..... Mata den tetap menatap awek tu dongan muko yang macho.

“Biasanya memang begitu. Apabila si pembeli tidak punyai wang kecil, sedangkan beliannya hanya kecil dan bagi tidak membuat si penjual jengkel dia menambahkan nilai beliannya,” sambung si penjual nasi lemak sambil tangkas menceduk ayam dan kerang.

“Maaf, den hanya ado wang 50 ringgit. Gaji baru masuk,” kata den dengan nada suara yang macho.

“Jangan pula kamu rasa bersalah. Saya tidak marah malahan suka. Cuma sikap kamu itu melambangkan diri kamu,” tegur awek tu.

“Sikap den? Apo?”

“Suatu saat nanti dengan hati kamu yang besar itu, kamu terpaksa memberikan nilai yang tinggi pada sesuatu perhubungan walaupun hakikatnya, bukan itu yang kamu niatkan. Cuma sahaja, hati kamu besar.”

“Maksudnya?”

“Kamu akan faham sendiri nanti,” kata awek lalu tersenyum.

Den kerut dahi sambil perlahan-lahan menghulurkan not RM50.Dan den belah terus tanpa mintak no tepon.....

p/s cumo....sampai la ni den tak paham @ konfius....apo awek tu cakapkan...ado sesapo leh tolong den? .....dan yang paling ponting den lupo mintak duit balance......ampeh.....hik hik hik

3 ulasan:

kulatlapok berkata...

lahhh...awat hang tek minta no tepon kat marka tu..?? hikss..apapun jangan lupa lepei sambut malam tahun baru ni..sampah dah tentu berlambak kat bandaq tu...bawak penyapu lelebih sikit..leh aku tolong hang sapu 'penyapu-penyapu' yang sambut tahun baru kat Ibu Kota tu...

Aa berkata...

Tinggi falsafah aek tu. Awek nasi lemak tu tentu tinggi ilmunya. Hang patut tackle die Tepet.
Maksudnya: Hang tu sombong le
juga tapi kati baik .

good man berkata...

It is undeniable that malays are stupid, incapable and lazy. Why don't they just humbly admit the facts and repent and learn from other races especially Chinese?

What is the point to argue here and wasting time again?

From the first onwards we were merely telling the truths. It wasn't us who think that way but their own Badawi as well.

All malays should go and read the newspaper, even Badawi is ashamed of maintaining the NEP after 34 years of implementing it and these malay baboons are still asking for it.

Even Badawi wanted them to compete on a level playing field.

So what does all these tell the world? It sends a very clear message that it is malays themselves who are incapable and lazy and they don't even want to admit it and make a change!

That is the biggest shame of all.

Can't you see, it is all back to square one. Year in, year out, some talk for half an hour, some one, some two. Some sing, many belt out their most recent released 'pantun'.

After all. Malays are good at that. Suggestions after suggestions, some good, some impossible to realize.

But, do you see any of these materialised? Hardly. Why, why and why???

Because the malays can never change. Never! Why?

The leaders forgot it or were they simply didn't want to address and admit that the actual disease is the malays and the remedy itself is also, the malays. They can never change. What is it about the malays?

Firstly as you all know, they are a lazy species. Since the beginning of time they have been like that. Even the encyclopedia called them as lazy people. I think those British with their accent tried to call them 'malas', and if you put 'y' in, it becomes 'malays'.

Embracing Islam make them a worse lot. Now they have a license to kill anything that gets into their way.

Malays are ungrateful lot. In reality, they just can't live or open their minds for others. When Mahathir said that they are complacent, they put him in jail. When Mahathir encouraged them to learn English language, they got angry with him, saying it is a 'bahasa penjajah'.

When other races 'maju', they got angry with them too. That was why at the end of Mahathir his regime, he said this, "I have achieved greatness as a prime minister, but I only fail in one thing, changing the malays."

Well, nothing to be surprised about anyway since Mahathir is not really a malay, and I guess that was why the malays were angry with him.

Drug abuse, hate, incest, liberal extremism (culture of miniskirts and gay marriages), murder, parochialism, racism, rape, religious fanaticism, snatch theft, spoilt bratty behavior, tribalism, wife abuse, child abuse, all that is associated with the malay race.

To them, malay is the biggest impediment towards building a truly Malaysian nation, and should be chucked into the dustbins of history.

A genetically flawed race cannot be fixed by politically. Nature will take its course and globalization will put them out to pasture.

What have we got now?

Brain drain, economic disparity getting wider, poor education system, racial segregation, widespread corruption, inefficiency and uncompetitive on the government departments and others.

Sad. Sad. Sad. The question asked by many of my fellow Chinese is this - Why can't you just tell the malay peoples to adopt Chinese culture which is superior?

From research, this peninsular was part of the Siamese empire way before these malays from Indonesia invaded it.

Still so thick skin, don't want to go back to Indonesia!

 

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